In a couple who had not been getting along for years, it is the wife’s birthday. The husband thinks, "I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, she was really disappointed with the gift. The next year, her birthday came again and this time, he did not get her anything. She says, "Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!?” He replied, "You didn’t use what I got you last year!"
It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her the choice of gift she wanted. "Oh, I don't know", she said. "Just give me something which has diamonds". That's why I am giving her a pack of playing cards.
What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
Just forget it once.
Jenny: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.
Elizabeth: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you?
Jenny: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
What did one candle ask the other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"