Retirement being the subject, retirement voo-doo couple dolls, retirement jokes and quotes, caution-slow moving senior caps, no work zone tapes, etc. could make some of the best gag retirement gifts to start with. Office hour signs and officially retired necklaces are also some of the most popular gag retirement gifts that are guaranteed to bring a smile on the face of the retiring person.
Personalised gifts are always a hit and it is guaranteed to work as retirement gifts too. So, personalised some newspapers or magazines headlines with funny quotes on retirement along with the name of the retiring person, then laminate or frame it and gift it. Even funny books on retirements make a good gag retirement gifts even as a good number of books on retirements are readily available in the market. So, grab them and make a good gift.
While bringing cheers to the life of the retiring person is important, it is equally vital the gag retirement gifts relate to your relation or personal level with the retiring person. Do not count out the gender of the retiring person. Depending on these two levels, you can actually hit out at the retiring person with your gift and make it a moment to remember. If you are really that close, go get anything funny and stupid and make his or her day.